i literally always favor threesomes/polyamory over love triangles
She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new.
We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.
And dude, these are witches and wizards who are fucking up spells, man. There are literally thousands of ways that could go wrong, and somehow she can properly diagnose and treat all of them— and to date, the only limitations on her ability have been “the fucking mandrakes aren’t grown yet” and “they’re already dead”.
The woman is a fucking genius and a half.
Cult: Its so short but yet so painful
Mev: then Danny turns vibrate mode on
and they just stand there in each others arms
Cult: Pfffft and now I am no longer sad
Mev: come on Diego we can get ice cream bzzzzz
Cult: Daniel bzzzzzz please bzzzzz stop that bzzzzzz I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE
Mev: I WILL VIBRATE YOUR SAD AWAY
Cult: So.many.layers. to that saying. Its like a vibrator commercial
Mev: Daniel is the latest model of sex bot with several new settings, lube storage and an auto condom function. Let us vibrate your sad away. Strex Corp.
“Oh listeners,” Cecil breathed, his rich voice crisp with delight. “I have the most marvellous news. Carlos just called…”
And somewhere on the other side of Night Vale, a scientist sighed.
"Long suffering Carlos" is probably my favorite WTNV ff trope.